When I was in junior high band, our
band teacher came to us one day near the end of the year and posed a
question: when auditioning new members for the band, what should
their minimum proficiency be? The drummers all insisted on being
able to do umpteen paradiddles, flamacues, pataflaflas, and other
delightfully, entertainingly named rhythms and rudiments. Brass and
woodwinds wanted three octave chromatic scales, five or more scales,
double tonguing and other vaguely sexually termed techniques. We
were all naming things that we felt we could do well, and we all
wanted to feel that when bringing new band members in that we wanted
them to meet a minimum skill level – at the very least to preserve
the overall proficiency of the group. Insisting on high skill would
seem to insure that only very talented and very serious players would
get in. Our band director dutifully wrote down all our suggestions
(which at the end turned into a fairly long and in depth list of
things) and then posed another question: how many of you could do all
of this when you joined this band? In the course of our high-minded
ideals, we failed to realize how hard this list was – a set of
demands that would effectively keep most people out of the
organization.
We must never forget just how low
improv sits on the hierarchy of needs; improv has never fed the
hungry, satiated the thirsty, provided security to the insecure, or
loved the lonely. If the world were to come to a crashing halt
tomorrow, things that could do those things to the huddled masses
would be appreciated much more than a rousing “Freeze Tag”.
(Though on the plus side, we could do improv much longer than we
could watch TV, movies, play video games, or listen to music; in that
respect it's probably one of the most efficient entertainment
options. This is one of the symptoms of the modern age and is best
exemplified by a thought question I saw in an article recently: the
world has ended, and you can escape and take one of three people with
you: Brad Pitt, Jessica Alba, or a Scientist. Most people would grab
one of the first two people, even though the scientist might actually
be useful.) Yet, despite how essentially worthless improv is (not
meaning to say that improv cannot give meaning – that is the nature
of art – but just to reiterate that it does not fulfill any of the
lower tiers needed to survive), what I notice that troubles me is a
cult of elitism. I see improvisers time and time again, both as
individuals and as teams who act as if what they do is exceedingly
important, look down at others that don't conform to them, ostracize
those who operate on their own, and treat hangers on with derision.
I like playing with the unaffiliated.
I've been getting together once a week with a few improvisers in a
very low key, relaxed environment – some are members of a few
different groups, some have played in an official setting since they
finished their last class, but they all get together because they
love doing this improv thing, and they either don't get enough in
whatever outlets they already use, or they've been cast aside by an
improv group. At the same time, I've met some improvisers who play
in a strongly defined improv group who practice a kind of jingoistic,
isolationist group think that looks down their nose at the “other”,
if they even deign themselves enough to recognize that they exist.
Why this is plainly apparent in one aspect: insulation prevents
innovation, but not so much in another: we were all that guy once,
who wasn't very good, and who didn't have a group to call “home”
(hell, I was that guy until pretty recently).
The way I see it is that you can either
stay locked in your ivory towers, pretending that what you do is
important, wanting people to watch you, but hoping that only the
“good” ones get in, or you can come down to everyone else, and
try and help others along. The ivory tower self-perpetuates: if you
do it, the next group will too. But if you try and share the fire,
it will spread too far and bright to be contained. Of course in that
very Prometheus-like allegory, it should be pointed out that the Gods
did chain him to a rock so that birds could tear him apart for
eternity, so take my lessons with a grain of salt, because those who
live in the ivory towers will not appreciate your generosity.